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They'll Need a Crane is is the second story arc of Rally. It is the first and only high-fantasy arc of Rally, and represents a major tonal shift from the first arc. It takes inspiration from Spirited Away, Alice in Wonderland, and Tales from Earthsea.

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Sherwood and The Minehead Boys have gone missing. The god of death is pissed. Isaac, Harisa, June, and Guard travel to the afterlife to find their friends and quell the rage of Demoiselle. In so doing, they make friends with a suspicious rabbit man, bully a mushroom person, and discover that Guard and Harisa (plus Mr. Spinx) are technically gods.

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Episode # Air Date Link Runtime Quote
Arc 2 - Part 1 Oct 18, 2022 Listen 02:17:44 "...a world we could share with other rebels, other lost children, others who wanted to plant their own flag in life."
Arc 2 - Part 2 Nov 1, 2022 Listen 01:53:56 "Martin's great. Martin's the best. Martin is competent at his job."
Arc 2 - Part 3 Nov 15, 2022 Listen 01:52:46 "The farther we get from Rally, the more the... 'mission' fades."
Arc 2 - Part 4 Nov 29, 2022 Listen 02:16:26 ”It’s about time I got treated the way I should be treated! I’m sick of the way you treat me! I am a god here.”
Arc 2- Part 5 Dec 13, 2022 Listen 01:53:26 ”Who's out there? No one is supposed to be here!”
Arc 2 - Part 6 Dec 27, 2022 Listen 02:22:44 ”I think we need to kill the Empressar.”
Arc 2 - Part 7 Jan 10, 2023 Listen 01:54:56 ”Being a god and everything, these things are not worth what you're charging.”
Arc 2 - Part 8 Jan 24, 2023 Listen 02:05:19 "The name's Bruce. I'm uh........... here to fix the pipes?"